UPDATE

If you don't know what I was talking about in that previous post, don't fucking presume to know.

There's nothing that irks me more than people that are fucking pretentious.

People are interesting creatures.  Most of them scurry about in pointless, mundane lives.  Their life consists of their cell phone, and their small sphere of friends, and the things that they know to be true.  These people are afraid to realize that there may be a truth out there besides their own that just may be right.  These people claim to be open-minded.  They search for individuality, and in doing so, they become like everyone else, and thus, fail miserably.  Pat and I have divided people into 2 categories:

THEM and US.

To that end, I give you this post -

Fuck you for making other people feel like shit.  Fuck you for not caring that you make other people feel like shit.  Fuck you for not realizing that there are two sides to every arguement.  Fuck you for not realizing that you are not always right.  Fuck you for not caring enough about someone who, you claim is a friend, when they are in need.  Fuck you for being one of THEM.

*I channeled Chris for this post.  Propz, Topher.*

... in bed...?

This fortune gets the award for best use of the word "deep" in reference to me...

Well, now that Mary is off work, I believe it's time for an update!

Actually, I really don't have anything to update about, however, I want it to be made perfectly clear that I am a rat-bastard.  I am impossible.  And I will not be made to jump on command.

Capiche?